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[Jokes]

How many wizards does it take to change a light bulb?

It depends what you want to change it into...
What do you call a wizard who lies on the floor?

Matt.
What do you call a wizard lying in the gutter?

Dwayne.
What do you call a wizard from outer space?

A flying sorcerer.
Top Ten Most Annoying Things To Call A Magic User

10. "Wand-Lover"

9. "Performance Art School Dropout"

8. "Wizzy"

7. "Poor Man’s Doug Henning"

6. "Larry Hagman-Flunky"

5. "Flaming Levitator"

4. "Friend to the Birds, the Flowers, and All Things Wussy"

3. "Confirmed Bachelor"

2. "Lucky-Charmer"

1. "Samantha"
 

Send your favourite wizard jokes to one of the usual addresses, or post it on the Timeheart Yahoo! Group and we'll add it here faster than you can say Khairelikoblepharehglukmeilichephriedosd’enagouni.

*coughs*
Disclaimer:

This website is based on characters and situations created and owned by Diane Duane, and various publishers.  No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended. 
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